Lesson #1

Rules to be obeyed. Set forth by God himself, to someone, through a Judean date tree sprout named Methuselah:

1. God is our creator, the creator. You will burn in hell if you do not accept this, and you might anyway, if God so desires.
2. Never listen to rational arguments. Plug your ear holes as the evil may make you think for yourself. God, and I, will do your thinking for you.
3. Deny any evidence that contradicts what God says to be true, no matter how good that evidence is. They have conspired to bring truth to it's knees.
   
4. Science is just a theory and has no place in Gods universe, our universe, created by God. Nobody believes in science anyway.
5. Evolution cannot and will not ever prove the big bang or the creation of the universe. So it is false. Creation answers that question and we are right by default.
   
6. Never, under any circumstance, watch these videos:

Why People Laugh At Creationists (All Videos Playlist)