Thursday, July 30, 2009

No, Don't Shoot That!

It's nice to be on the intelligent side.

Bat-Shit Crazy?

You have to have a sense of humor when dealing with creationists. If you don't you might want to tie them up and make them actually read a science book. You can't, unless prison is in your future plans. For me the humor replaces the frustration of having to read and listen to the unbelievable arguments that they can make. Is there a "Bat-Shit Crazy"(BSC) gene?

I believe an intelligent being created the incredibly complex universe we live in. Most Darwinist believe something was created out of nothing, that the something was the size of a period and exploded (big bang) and rearranged itself undirected into the universe we have today; that life came from a soup by processes that can’t be observed today or duplicated in a laboratory; that man evolved from ape-like creatures even though the few transitional forms like Lucy and neandrathal man have been thoroughly discredited.
And they say Creationists have unsubstantiated faith and Darwinians have science? GET REAL!!!
By the way–that stamp collection would not exist if it were not for some intelligent designers. Why is it such a reach to think that would be true of the rest of the universe?
Maybe it’s because people are running from the implication–if someone designed and made me, maybe I’m accountable to that Someone . . .
Wow, how big is a period? As funny as the first sentence is, the 2nd shows the the dishonesty of these dummies. It's sometimes hard to laugh in the face of a dishonest prick saying most people that believe in evolution(Darwinist) believe something was created out of nothing, then siting the Big Bang. Sometimes I have to picture them riding dinosaurs in their underwear to start laughing again.(Try it, it works) I have asked several of these BSC dummies who these "Darwinists" are. I still wait for a reply. And look you BSC retard(riding dinosaurs in their underwear), evolution has NOTHING to do with how the universe began. How many times do we have to laugh at them before they stop saying it? How incredibly stupid do you have to be to keep making this claim? BSC stupid, I guess.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

You gotta Love PZ...

This was a recent post on his blog:

The Creation "Museum" has given us warning

The Creation "Museum" is experiencing some dread and trepidation about our visit, and they have sent a letter to me and to the SSA expressing their concerns. These are some reasonable worries, given that there will be a huge number of us (240 and counting) showing up in one mass. Here's what they have to say, and my comment to all of you.

...The purpose of this letter is to advise you of our standard policies and requirements concerning guest behavior.

...The Creation Museum is private property, an outreach of Answers in Genesis. Guests at the museum are expected to conduct themselves in a polite, respectful manner at all times. Loud, disrespectful, destructive, obscene, or abusive behavior will not be tolerated, and may result in your removal from the premises...

... click here for the entire post

PZ sets some rules for the group. But what about me? I'm gonna be there as an atheist in some "atheist thug" clothing. Ready to tear down that place, I'm going to go nutter on them. And there is nothing he can say to me.

But don't worry if I get caught I'll claim to be an undercover Christian. They will just forgive me and let me on my merry way.

Ahh, just kidn'. I live way too far away to be there anytime soon. Would be nice to be one of the mob though. Guess I'll just have to wait for the "opinion pieces, on blogs, at school board meetings, and in gatherings with our friends" payoff. Just like the other million people.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dumb, REALLY Dumb...

I find these dummies amusing...

Evolutionists(don't you just love this term) believe that anatomically-modern human beings migrated throughout Europe and Asia for at least 40,000 years, if not 100,000 or a million years, never writing a stone tablet, building a city, riding a horse or inventing a wheel(FAIL!). Given the rapid emergence of culture and invention that burst onto the scene in the 3rd millennium B.C., that is simply not credible(It's not...credible?). The Bible’s timeline after the Flood (see the Table of Nations, Genesis 10) fits the evidence.(like the evidence for the flood) Wherever man is found, there is evidence of curiosity, artistry, language, culture, invention, religiosity, trade, violence and war. The first written records of Sumer were already recording economic transactions implying a socioeconomic infrastructure already in place. Why should anyone believe the evolutionary story?(maybe...the fossil record conspiracy) Just look at Egypt and Mesopotamia where monumental achievements spoke of fully-capable humans doing what humans do, without tens of thousands of years of imaginary evolution. - Oh the fun. Creationist Dummies FAIL! on all counts.

To use "the flood" in an argument to show the opposing view is not credible, you have to be... hang on, I gotta change my pants, I am laughing so hard I pissed.

OK, where was I? Oh yeah...Noah and the flood...hang on...

Forget it, I cant stop laughing...

Lesson #1

Rules to be obeyed. Set forth by God himself, to someone, through a Judean date tree sprout named Methuselah:
  1. God is our creator, the creator. You will burn in hell if you do not accept this, and you might anyway, if God so desires.
  2. Never listen to rational arguments. Plug your ear holes as the evil may make you think for yourself. God, and I, will do your thinking for you.
  3. Deny any evidence that contradicts what God says to be true, no matter how good that evidence is. They have conspired to bring truth to it's knees.
  4. Science is just a theory and has no place in Gods universe, our universe, created by God. Nobody believes in science anyway.
  5. Evolution cannot and will not ever prove the big bang or the creation of the universe. So it is false. Creation answers that question and we are right by default.
  6. Never, under any circumstance, watch these videos:

Why People Laugh At Creationists (All Videos Playlist)