Thursday, December 31, 2009

No Under God in Porky's Pledge

Most of us know that the pledge was changed to add God. Here is some nice evidence if anyone wants to argue otherwise.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What is the difference between a creationist and the mentally disabled?

Not mine, just thought it was hilarious...


This was from Scott Klarr's blog...
http://www.scottklarr.com/topic/476/whats-the-difference-between-creationists-and-the-mentally-disabled/

Monday, August 10, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

A Breath of Fresh Air...

You Can Show Them Repeatedly, It Will Not Ever Penetrate....

I find it difficult to laugh at Wendy. I cant imagine someone being so delusional, so "cutoff" from reality, that they can't listen to anything that goes against one of their beliefs. Reminds me of a child plugging her ears and yelling, "Nananna NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa!"

BSC!


Richard Dawkins interviews Wendy Wright (Part 1)
Richard Dawkins interviews Wendy Wright (Part 1)
Richard Dawkins interviews Wendy Wright (Part 2)
Richard Dawkins interviews Wendy Wright (Part 2)

The Time is Now

It is time to rid ourselves of the wack-o-loons. Just show how ridiculous creationism is. Laugh at them and the not-so-wack-o-loons will have to join in. People will not believe humans and dinosaurs lived together forever. I have faith that intelligence will win out.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Creationist "Support" page...

Maybe it's me, but every website that I have ever been to, that has a link to a "Support" page, gives user, tech, or product support on that page. It is sometimes called a "Help" page. Who is the "SUPPORT" page supposed to help? According to answers in genesis you are to support them with cash.

Full instructions on how you will be "Supporting this Bible-proclaiming ministry" is just the kind of "Support" you would expect from these bible-thumping reality rapists. If you need tech help, too bad. They need your money to create their own reality, while they rape mankind's intelligence.

Support Options

Donate onlineDonate online
Donate by credit card using our secure server.

Donate by phone or by mailDonate by phone or by mail
View our International Ministry Directory to contact the ministry office closest to you.

Meet ministry needsMeet ministry needs
Learn more about supplies and equipment that can be donated to the ministry.

Not bad...









For a complete waste of time you can see all the creationist cartoons here.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Oh crap, "evolutionists" are in deep trouble...

Article from Dr. Dino (aka Mr. Wack-O-Loon) website.

Authors of brilliant web literature such as:


A Battle Plan - Practical steps to fight evolution

Written by:

Most thinking people will agree that the theory of evolution is dangerous and should have no place in the classroom. What should we do to counter and combat this false teaching that is permeating and ruining our society via our tax-supported institutions?

Understand the Importance of the Conflict

The theory of evolution, which is taught as a fact in our public school textbooks, tax-supported parks, museums, and public television programs, is actually not a harmless theory but a dangerous religious belief. I have dedicated my life to helping people learn the truth needed to expose evolutionism as being largely responsible for molding the thinking of hosts of people like Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot of the Khmer in Cambodia, Margaret Sanger, and Karl Marx, who have caused untold suffering in our world. Evolution as it is being taught is dangerous for several reasons.

At stake is the credibility of Jesus. ...blah blah blah lol blah...

Real science, not evolution, should be taught in the science classes. Teaching the pagan religion of evolutionism is a waste of valuable class time and textbook space. It is also one of the reasons American kids don’t test as well in science as kids in other parts of the world.

Government should not sponsor religion. Teaching the theory of evolution as fact in tax-supported schools violates the establishment clause of the First Amendment. ...blah lol blah blah blah...

Live for God!

All our efforts to stem the tide of moral decay in our land are futile unless God ...blah blah blah blah...

Become Informed

Often people are motivated to do something, but they don’t have the knowledge of the subject to be effective. Many good books have been written to help people learn the truth about creation and evolution. A list of some of these books is included in the annotated bibliography of this notebook. Also important is to become informed about the "New World Order" and the persecution that will come to Christians in America unless the Lord returns soon. Gary Frye, 809 Oriole Lane, Concord, North Carolina 28025, (704) 782-5273, New Age information or seminar.

Know your rights. We need more godly politicians, school board members, etc. to get involved in the political aspect of our great Republic while still possible. Students and parents involved in public schools need to know that they have many rights. ...blah blah blah blah...

Influence your Area

Everyone has a circle of people they can influence. At activities such as birthday parties, neighborhood Bible classes, Sunday school class parties, etc., you can show creation videos, have a creation speaker, or play games that teach the truth about dinosaurs and creation. You can also help private or home schools with your time, energy, and money.

Use the media (secular or Christian). A great way to reach people with the truth is to have your local radio or TV station contact me for an interview or call-in talk show on creation, evolution, dinosaurs, or the teaching in public schools. Secular stations are often glad to get a controversial guest such ...blah blah blah blah...

Local access cable TV stations are usually willing to air my videotapes. Write letters to the editor. Most local newspapers have a Letters to the Editor section. ...blah blah blah blah...

Help teachers and school board members do right. Most teachers, principals, board members, etc., involved in the public school system are sincere, dedicated professionals who want what is best for students. Often they face enormous pressure from small but vocal groups making them feel they are in the battle alone. ...blah blah blah blah...

Learn the real (radical) agenda of the National Education Association (NEA), encourage public school teachers that you know to get out of the NEA and join alternative teachers unions.

...blah blah blah blah...

Review the textbook selections. Of the fifty American states, twenty-two have a state textbook-selection committee, a group of people who look at the books available from all publishers for a given subject and then select five or six that they "approve." ...blah blah blah blah...

If you really want to read the entire article just use this link. Good luck.

Say it ain't so! Good thing I have full body waders to keep the bullshit from pulling me under.

It's just great knowing they are fighting for a LOOSING cause. Every day that goes by more and more people start to see reality for what it is, and this creation cr@p ain't real. It is because of these laughable views that people are starting to see religion in a new light, a Wack-O-Loon Light.

...So keep up the good fight you nutjobz.

Evidence that Humans and Dinosaurs lived together, at the same time

Man and dinosaurs lived together.

Here is the undeniable evidence:

And if you don't want to take my word on it, just ask PZ Myers.

He recently received some creationist literature that proves it also.



Check out PZ's article for a good laugh.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

No, Don't Shoot That!

It's nice to be on the intelligent side.

Bat-Shit Crazy?

You have to have a sense of humor when dealing with creationists. If you don't you might want to tie them up and make them actually read a science book. You can't, unless prison is in your future plans. For me the humor replaces the frustration of having to read and listen to the unbelievable arguments that they can make. Is there a "Bat-Shit Crazy"(BSC) gene?

I believe an intelligent being created the incredibly complex universe we live in. Most Darwinist believe something was created out of nothing, that the something was the size of a period and exploded (big bang) and rearranged itself undirected into the universe we have today; that life came from a soup by processes that can’t be observed today or duplicated in a laboratory; that man evolved from ape-like creatures even though the few transitional forms like Lucy and neandrathal man have been thoroughly discredited.
And they say Creationists have unsubstantiated faith and Darwinians have science? GET REAL!!!
By the way–that stamp collection would not exist if it were not for some intelligent designers. Why is it such a reach to think that would be true of the rest of the universe?
Maybe it’s because people are running from the implication–if someone designed and made me, maybe I’m accountable to that Someone . . .
Wow, how big is a period? As funny as the first sentence is, the 2nd shows the the dishonesty of these dummies. It's sometimes hard to laugh in the face of a dishonest prick saying most people that believe in evolution(Darwinist) believe something was created out of nothing, then siting the Big Bang. Sometimes I have to picture them riding dinosaurs in their underwear to start laughing again.(Try it, it works) I have asked several of these BSC dummies who these "Darwinists" are. I still wait for a reply. And look you BSC retard(riding dinosaurs in their underwear), evolution has NOTHING to do with how the universe began. How many times do we have to laugh at them before they stop saying it? How incredibly stupid do you have to be to keep making this claim? BSC stupid, I guess.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

You gotta Love PZ...

This was a recent post on his blog:

The Creation "Museum" has given us warning

The Creation "Museum" is experiencing some dread and trepidation about our visit, and they have sent a letter to me and to the SSA expressing their concerns. These are some reasonable worries, given that there will be a huge number of us (240 and counting) showing up in one mass. Here's what they have to say, and my comment to all of you.

...The purpose of this letter is to advise you of our standard policies and requirements concerning guest behavior.

...The Creation Museum is private property, an outreach of Answers in Genesis. Guests at the museum are expected to conduct themselves in a polite, respectful manner at all times. Loud, disrespectful, destructive, obscene, or abusive behavior will not be tolerated, and may result in your removal from the premises...

... click here for the entire post

PZ sets some rules for the group. But what about me? I'm gonna be there as an atheist in some "atheist thug" clothing. Ready to tear down that place, I'm going to go nutter on them. And there is nothing he can say to me.

But don't worry if I get caught I'll claim to be an undercover Christian. They will just forgive me and let me on my merry way.

Ahh, just kidn'. I live way too far away to be there anytime soon. Would be nice to be one of the mob though. Guess I'll just have to wait for the "opinion pieces, on blogs, at school board meetings, and in gatherings with our friends" payoff. Just like the other million people.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dumb, REALLY Dumb...

I find these dummies amusing...

Evolutionists(don't you just love this term) believe that anatomically-modern human beings migrated throughout Europe and Asia for at least 40,000 years, if not 100,000 or a million years, never writing a stone tablet, building a city, riding a horse or inventing a wheel(FAIL!). Given the rapid emergence of culture and invention that burst onto the scene in the 3rd millennium B.C., that is simply not credible(It's not...credible?). The Bible’s timeline after the Flood (see the Table of Nations, Genesis 10) fits the evidence.(like the evidence for the flood) Wherever man is found, there is evidence of curiosity, artistry, language, culture, invention, religiosity, trade, violence and war. The first written records of Sumer were already recording economic transactions implying a socioeconomic infrastructure already in place. Why should anyone believe the evolutionary story?(maybe...the fossil record conspiracy) Just look at Egypt and Mesopotamia where monumental achievements spoke of fully-capable humans doing what humans do, without tens of thousands of years of imaginary evolution. - Oh the fun. Creationist Dummies FAIL! on all counts.

To use "the flood" in an argument to show the opposing view is not credible, you have to be... hang on, I gotta change my pants, I am laughing so hard I pissed.

OK, where was I? Oh yeah...Noah and the flood...hang on...

Forget it, I cant stop laughing...

Lesson #1

Rules to be obeyed. Set forth by God himself, to someone, through a Judean date tree sprout named Methuselah:
  1. God is our creator, the creator. You will burn in hell if you do not accept this, and you might anyway, if God so desires.
  2. Never listen to rational arguments. Plug your ear holes as the evil may make you think for yourself. God, and I, will do your thinking for you.
  3. Deny any evidence that contradicts what God says to be true, no matter how good that evidence is. They have conspired to bring truth to it's knees.
  4. Science is just a theory and has no place in Gods universe, our universe, created by God. Nobody believes in science anyway.
  5. Evolution cannot and will not ever prove the big bang or the creation of the universe. So it is false. Creation answers that question and we are right by default.
  6. Never, under any circumstance, watch these videos:




Why People Laugh At Creationists (All Videos Playlist)